☕💀 Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Tee – Dark Humor Meets Caffeine Vibes 💀☕For the dangerously tired and slightly unhinged—this tee says what we’re all thinking before our first cup. Featuring a skeleton clutching a steaming mug of coffee with that “don’t talk to me” stare, the Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong tee blends sarcasm, caffeine dependency, and unapologetic vibes in one killer design.
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed t-shirt delivers ultra-soft comfort with a relaxed fit that feels just right for surviving Mondays (or life in general). With no side seams and durable double-needle stitching, this tee stays solid even when your patience doesn’t.
Highlights:
💀 Soft-washed, garment-dyed cotton for peak coziness
☕ 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit built for daily wear
🧵 Double-needle stitching for durability through every meltdown
🌀 Tubular shape with no side seams = clean and comfy finish
Because sometimes, coffee really is the only thing standing between you and a felony.
Garment Info:
✨ Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
✨ medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
✨Relaxed fit. Pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit.
✨Sewn-in twill label
✨ Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
Care instructions:
✅Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
✅Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
✅Tumble dry: low heat
✅Do not iron
✅Do not dryclean
Processing time:
✨1-3 Business Days
Shipping:
✨2-5 Business Days
Refunds and Returns:
We our a print-on-demand company which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offers a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.
If you have any concerns about your order, please reach out to our customer service team, and we will do our best to address any issues promptly.
✨Our distributor is a trusted print-on-demand company that I collaborate with to bring you high-quality products. Their reliability and commitment to excellence ensure that every T-shirt you purchase meets the highest standards of craftsmanship. As a distributor for my designs, they handle printing and distribution with precision, allowing you to shop with confidence knowing that your order will be fulfilled promptly and accurately. With my distributor, you can be assured of a seamless shopping experience and top-notch products that you'll love to wear. Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact. ✨
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| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
