I Identify As A Conspiracy Theorist🛸 Unisex T-Shirt

🛸🔺🌟 Introducing our unisex garment-dyed T-shirt, the ultimate tee for every free thinker and conspiracy lover. Featuring a bold pyramid design and the hilarious phrase, “I identify as a conspiracy theorist and my pronouns are I told you so,” this shirt is a fun and edgy way to showcase your sense of humor and unique beliefs.


🌟 Crafted from high-quality, ethically sourced cotton, this tee offers a comfortable fit that’s perfect for both everyday wear and special occasions. The relaxed, garment-dyed finish provides a vintage vibe, making it a versatile piece for casual gatherings or lounging at home.

Why You’ll Love It:


✔️ Bold, humorous design that’s sure to spark conversation and showcase your individuality.


✔️ Super comfortable fit with high-quality, breathable fabric that’s perfect for all-day wear.


✔️ Ethically sourced cotton ensures a soft, sustainable shirt for those who value both comfort and conscious choices.

Perfect for:


🎉 Holiday gatherings, birthday parties, or just as a conversation starter at your next meet-up.


💬 Anyone who loves to express themselves, whether it’s a friend, a family member, or a fellow conspiracy enthusiast.


🌈 Great for free thinkers who love a bit of humor and a unique perspective on life.

Available in a range of colors to match your personal style. Wear it proudly and make a statement wherever you go!

Garment Info:
✨ Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

✨ medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

✨Relaxed fit. Pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. 

✨Sewn-in twill label

✨ Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

Care instructions:

✅Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

✅Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

✅Tumble dry: low heat

✅Do not iron

✅Do not dryclean

Processing time:

✨1-3 Business Days

Shipping:

✨2-5 Business Days

Refunds and Returns:

We our a print-on-demand company which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offers a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery. 

If you have any concerns about your order, please reach out to our customer service team, and we will do our best to address any issues promptly.

✨Our distributor is a trusted print-on-demand company that I collaborate with to bring you high-quality products. Their reliability and commitment to excellence ensure that every T-shirt you purchase meets the highest standards of craftsmanship. As a distributor for my designs, they handle printing and distribution with precision, allowing you to shop with confidence knowing that your order will be fulfilled promptly and accurately. With my distributor, you can be assured of a seamless shopping experience and top-notch products that you'll love to wear. Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact. ✨

Copyright © 2025 by Skull Thread. All rights reserved. This design or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of Skull Threads. Duplication of intellectual property is illegal, and all infringements are subject to fines and penalties. Failure to comply will result in legal action.