π¦β¨ Don't Be an Assquatch β¨π¦β¨Bring the humor and the legend together with this cheeky Bigfoot tee featuring the bold phrase, "Don't Be an Assquatch." Perfect for those who love a little sass with their cryptid vibes, this tee keeps it light, fun, and unapologetically hilarious.
Β
Why Youβll Love It:
β¨βοΈ Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel πΏβ¨
βοΈ Lightweight (4.2 oz/ydΒ²) and perfect for layering or rocking solo ποΈβ¨
βοΈ Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for effortless, everyday style β¨
β¨βοΈ Ribbed knit collars and tapered shoulders for long-lasting structure πͺ
β¨βοΈ Dual side seams that hold shape wash after wash πΏβ¨
βοΈ Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort π
Β
Perfect For:β¨
π₯ Camping trips, outdoor adventures, or casual days when youβre feeling a little wild π²
β¨π A hilarious and unique gift for Bigfoot believers and humor lovers π
β¨π€ Pairing with jeans, shorts, or your favorite outdoor gear for an easy, laid-back vibe π
Β
Because lifeβs too short to take seriouslyβand nobody likes an Assquatch! π¦π₯
Β
Garment Info:
β¨Unisex jersey short-sleeve is soft and durable!
β¨Light fabric (4.2 oz/ydΒ² (142 g/mΒ²))
β¨Retail Fit
β¨Tear away label
β¨100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Β
Care instructions:
β
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
β
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
β
Tumble dry: low heat
β
Do not iron
β
Do not dryclean
Β
Processing time:
β¨1-3 Business Days
Β
Shipping:
β¨2-5 Business Days
Β
Refunds and Returns:
We our a print-on-demand company which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offers a free replacement or a refund if you contact usΒ within 30 days of product delivery.Β
If you have any concerns about your order, please reach out to our customer service team, and we will do our best to address any issues promptly.
Β
β¨Our distributor is a trusted print-on-demand company that I collaborate with to bring you high-quality products. Their reliability and commitment to excellence ensure that every T-shirt you purchase meets the highest standards of craftsmanship. As a distributor for my designs, they handle printing and distribution with precision, allowing you to shop with confidence knowing that your order will be fulfilled promptly and accurately. With my distributor, you can be assured of a seamless shopping experience and top-notch products that you'll love to wear. Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact. β¨
Β
Copyright Β© 2025 by Skull Thread. All rights reserved. This design or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of Skull Threads. Duplication of intellectual property is illegal, and all infringements are subject to fines and penalties. Failure to comply will result in legal action.
Β
| Β |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Β
