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Coffee BecausešŸ’€ Unisex Heavy Blendā„¢ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Coffee BecausešŸ’€ Unisex Heavy Blendā„¢ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Regular price $23.18 USD
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ā˜•šŸ’€ Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Sweatshirt – Cold Mornings, Dark Humor šŸ’€ā˜•This one’s for the caffeine-fueled souls just trying to keep it together. Featuring a skeleton gripping a hot cup of coffee and the unapologetically blunt phrase ā€œCoffee Because Murder Is Wrongā€, this sweatshirt brings sarcasm, sass, and comfort into perfect alignment.

Made with a cozy blend of cotton and polyester, this unisex heavy blend crewneck is ideal for chill mornings, moody afternoons, or anytime you need a soft layer to match your sharp edge. The ribbed knit collar holds its shape wash after wash, and with no itchy side seams, you’ll be living in this one—just like your coffee addiction.

Features:
šŸ’€ Medium-heavy 50% cotton / 50% polyester fabric for warmth and durability
ā˜• Classic fit with a clean-cut crew neckline for effortless style
🧵 Double-needle stitching at stress points for long-lasting wear
šŸŒ€ No side seams + ribbed collar = smooth, itch-free comfort

Perfect for sipping, sulking, and surviving one cup at a time.

✨Unisex sweatshirt is soft and durable!
✨ medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.

✨Classic Fit

✨Tear away label

✨ 52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors) Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

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Care instructions:

āœ…Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

āœ…Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

āœ…Tumble dry: low heat

āœ…Do not iron

āœ…Do not dryclean

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Processing time:

✨1-3 Business Days

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Shipping:

✨2-5 Business Days

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Refunds and Returns:

We our a print-on-demand company which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offers a free replacement or a refund if you contact usĀ within 30 days of product delivery.Ā 

If you have any concerns about your order, please reach out to our customer service team, and we will do our best to address any issues promptly.

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✨Our distributor is a trusted print-on-demand company that I collaborate with to bring you high-quality products. Their reliability and commitment to excellence ensure that every T-shirt you purchase meets the highest standards of craftsmanship. As a distributor for my designs, they handle printing and distribution with precision, allowing you to shop with confidence knowing that your order will be fulfilled promptly and accurately. With my distributor, you can be assured of a seamless shopping experience and top-notch products that you'll love to wear. Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact. ✨

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