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A Dirty Hoe🌸 Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

A Dirty Hoe🌸 Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

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🌱👩‍🌾 A Dirty Hoe is a Happy Hoe Tee – Garden Queen Edition 🌸🪴

Let your green thumb shine and your sass bloom with this cheeky tee featuring a fabulous female gardener and the bold phrase: “A dirty hoe is a happy hoe.” Whether you're digging in the dirt or just digging the vibes, this shirt brings the perfect mix of humor, empowerment, and plant-loving pride to your everyday style.

Why You’ll Love It:
100% ring-spun cotton for that soft, lived-in comfort you’ll never want to take off
Garment-dyed & soft-washed for cozy, rich color that feels like an old favorite from day one
Relaxed fit that’s perfect for garden days, greenhouse hangs, or just owning your inner hoe with pride
Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability through all your soil-slingin’ adventures
No side seams = smooth feel and a fit that stays true, season after season

Perfect For:
🌼 Gardeners with grit and humor
👩‍🌾 Proud plant mamas and backyard bosses
🎁 A funny and fierce gift for your favorite garden goddess
🌿 Everyday wear with a wild and witty twist

Get messy, grow things, and rock your garden game — because the happiest hoes are the dirtiest ones. 💪🌻💚

Garment Info:
Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

Relaxed fit. Pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. 

Sewn-in twill label

Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

 

Care instructions:

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Tumble dry: low heat

Do not iron

Do not dryclean

 

Processing time:

1-3 Business Days

 

Shipping:

2-5 Business Days

 

Refunds and Returns:

We our a print-on-demand company which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offers a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery. 

If you have any concerns about your order, please reach out to our customer service team, and we will do our best to address any issues promptly.

 

Our distributor is a trusted print-on-demand company that I collaborate with to bring you high-quality products. Their reliability and commitment to excellence ensure that every T-shirt you purchase meets the highest standards of craftsmanship. As a distributor for my designs, they handle printing and distribution with precision, allowing you to shop with confidence knowing that your order will be fulfilled promptly and accurately. With my distributor, you can be assured of a seamless shopping experience and top-notch products that you'll love to wear. Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.

 

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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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